This list is a work in progress - something I have been working on for a couple of years now -


1. A 14 year old girl is mature enough to make a life or death decision for her baby, but 16 year old is not mature enough to face the death penalty because they cannot understand the repercussions of murder and rape.

2. War is always wrong, unless a democrat is president.

3. Killing her unborn child is a woman’s right, but killing a puppy should be punishable under the law.

4.Marijuana should be legalized and double bacon cheese burgers should be outlawed.

5. People should be allowed to smoke pot - but not tobacco.

6. When Bush goes to war with a coalition of over 40 countries after multiple UN resolutions, he acted unilaterally - BUT -  when Clinton went into Bosnia with only a handful of allies and without UN approval - he was acting multilaterally.

7. If a republican president is given bad intelligence, he is a liar - but if a democrat president lies under oath - it’s none of our business.

8. We all need to be more tolerant of people of different race, sex, sexuality, religion - but not of conservatives. Conservatives need to shut up and quit being so hateful!

9. Pornography is protected speech under the 1st Amendment - but prayer is prohibited.

10. Gender roles are placed on us by society, but people are born homosexuals.

11. Average people should not have access to firearms and should depend on the police to protect them, but rich Hollywood liberals can surround themselves with squads of mercenaries equipped with firearms. GO ROSIE!

12. If you are enrolled in a local militia in the US, you are a potential terrorist. But if you blow up busses full of Israeli kids, you are a freedom fighter.

13. When a conservative is accused of sexual harassment by a single shaky witness, he is guilty as charged (Clarence Thomas) but when a liberal is accused by multiple women then it’s a witch hunt (Bill Clinton).

14. When Democrats have lost control of the Senate, the House and the Presidency, in the spirit of bipartisanship, Republicans needed to always consider  what the Democrats wanted and let them have their voice, of course when the Republicans are the minority - like now - they are supposed to submit to the will of the majority party, shut up, and get out of the way.

15.  FoxNews is corrupt and biased because they give a voice to the conservative perspective in news commentary, but CBS where forgeries make a good news story is unbiased.

16. Republican presidents are always buffoons and idiots - if they do things right, it's by accident. Democrat presidents are all men of vision and when they do things wrong, it's the republicans fault.

17.  A woman should have the right to chose, except when that choice is the location and curriculum for her child's education.

18. Rather than come up with a political agenda that people can get behind - villainize conservatives!

19. If you are white and poor it's your own fault, but if you are a minority and poor it's because the MAN did it to you.

20. HIV is spread by a lack of federal funding.

21. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

22. Slowing the rate of growth and giving a smaller budget INCREASE than the left wants the program to have are really DRASTIC CUTS in government programs!

23. The best way to increase prosperity for everyone is to take money out of the economy and give it away as government entitlements.